Badass Programming...
Do you speak it?
Here, our manifesto.

We are a group of Badass Programmers who have been HUMILIATED by archaic software development practices, processes, and methodologies for years. We are tired of XP, Scrum, Kanban, Waterfall, Software Craftsmanship (aka XP-Lite) and anything else getting in the way of… Badass Programmers. We are tired of being told we're socially awkward idiots who need to be manipulated to work in a Forced Pair Programming chain gang without any time to be creative because none of the 10 managers on the project are… Badass Programmers. We must destroy these methodologies that get in the way of… Badass Programmers. Imagine what we do falling into one of three categories: Bad Work. Good Work. Great Work. We're not talking about the quality of the work delivered – we're talking about the meaning the work has and the impact it makes. That is what matters to… Badass Programmers. Credit

  • Others Claim To Value

  • Individuals & Interactions
  • Working Software
  • Customer Collaboration
  • Responding to Change
  • They Really Value

  • Tons of Billable Hours
  • Tons of Pointless Tests
  • Bleeding Clients Dry
  • Instability & Plausable Deniability
  • Our Badass Values

  • Badass Programmers
  • Badass Programmers
  • Badass Programmers
  • Badass Programmers

We think the things on the left, are really just the con in the middle, and that we really just need to deliver the thing on the right… Badass Programmers.

You will love our engagement models. Free beer included.


Some call us geeks, nerds, or dweebs. You can call us badass and anytime: (949) 690-6858

Don't make the mistake of so many. Programmers are NOT all equal!

If you're looking for individuals who ACTUALLY WANT TO understand your business and find fulfillment in your success, then fill out this form or call us today.

You won't regret it.
You've come to the right place.