We have engagement models
to satisfy your every need.
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Fixed Scope & Cost

  • Guaranteed fixed scope & cost for your project.
  • Application testing and quality assurance included.
  • Project management included.
  • 30-day warranty guarantee once your project is delivered.
  • Free beer included. Learn more.

You Must Provide:

- Detailed technical specifications / project requirements.*

* Ask us how we can assist you in developing these things.

Full Time Programmers

  • Full time programmers working at least 40 hours per week.
  • Highest level of control and flexibility.
  • Fixed monthly cost per programmer.
  • Lowest cost engagement model.
  • Free beer included. Learn more.

You Must Provide:

- Details for each task assigned to the full time programmer(s).

- Project management.*

* Ask us how we can provide project management for you!

Time & Material

  • Avoid detailing technical specifications / project requirements.
  • Mitigate risk of unmatched expectations.
  • Respond quicker to project changes.
  • Project management included.
  • Free beer included. Learn more.

You Must Provide:

- Details for each task assigned to the programmer(s).

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Fixed Scope & Cost

  • Guaranteed fixed scope & cost for your project.
  • Application testing and quality assurance included.
  • Project management included.
  • 30-day warranty guarantee once your project is delivered.
  • Free beer included. Learn more.

You Must Provide:

Detailed technical specifications / project requirements.*

* Ask us how we can assist you in developing these things.

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Time & Material

  • Avoid detailing technical specifications / project requirements.
  • Mitigate risk of unmatched expectations.
  • Respond quicker to project changes.
  • Project management available upon request.
  • Free beer included. Learn more.

You Must Provide:

Details for each task assigned to our team.

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Full Time Programmers

  • Full time programmers working at least 40 hours per week.
  • Highest level of control and flexibility.
  • Fixed monthly cost per programmer.
  • Lowest cost engagement model.
  • Free beer included. Learn more.

You Must Provide:

Details for each task assigned to your programmers.

Project management.*

* Ask us how we can assist you in developing these things.

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Fixed Scope & Cost

  • Guaranteed fixed scope & cost for your project.
  • Application testing and quality assurance included.
  • Project management included.
  • 30-day warranty guarantee once your project is delivered.
  • Free beer included. Learn more.

You Must Provide:

Detailed technical specifications / project requirements.*

* Ask us how we can assist you in developing these things.

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Time & Material

  • Avoid detailing technical specifications / project requirements.
  • Mitigate risk of unmatched expectations.
  • Respond quicker to project changes.
  • Project management available upon request.
  • Free beer included. Learn more.

You Must Provide:

Details for each task assigned to our team.

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Full Time Programmers

  • Full time programmers working at least 40 hours per week.
  • Highest level of control and flexibility.
  • Fixed monthly cost per programmer.
  • Lowest cost engagement model.
  • Free beer included. Learn more.

You Must Provide:

Details for each task assigned to your programmers.

Together, the cheapass and the badass are unbalanced.

Here's the bottom line: If we're unsatisfied, you'll be unsatisfied, and as satisfaction is our guarantee to you, we need to ensure our satisfaction is also guaranteed.

As a result, our sweet ass engagement models come at a price. However, don't start covering your backside just yet... We aren't the most expensive programmers out there charging crazy ass $150/hour rates, but we aren't the lowest cheapass $10/hour programmers either. Our badass rates basically fall right in between the crazy ass and the cheapass rates - very fair and balanced.

"Balance is the perfect state of still water. Let that be our model. It remains quiet within and is not disturbed on the surface." -Confucious (c. 551 - 479 BC)

For interest in Full Time Badass Programmers, please expect to pay $5,800 per month (roughly $36 per hour)*

For interest in our Time & Material model, please expect to pay between $65-$75 per hour**

For interest in our Fixed Scope & Cost model, please contact us for an initial consultation.

* Full Time Programmers may be engaged on a monthly basis. Service fees are due in full before the start of each new month.

** Our Time & Material model is pay-as-you-go. Invoices for time spent are issued at the end of each completed service period (usually weekly or bi-weekly).

Together, the cheapass and the badass are unbalanced.

Here's the bottom line: If we're unsatisfied, you'll be unsatisfied and as satisfaction is our guarantee to you, we need to ensure our satisfaction is also guaranteed.

As a result, our sweet ass engagement models come at a price. However, don't start covering your backside just yet... We aren't the most expensive programmers out there charging crazy ass $150/hour rates, but we aren't the lowest cheapass $10/hour programmers either. Our badass rates basically fall right in between the crazy ass and the cheapass rates - very fair and balanced.

"Balance is the perfect state of still water. Let that be our model. It remains quiet within and is not disturbed on the surface." -Confucious (c. 551 - 479 BC)

For interest in Full Time Badass Programmers, please expect to pay $5,800 per month (roughly $36 per hour)*

For interest in our Time & Material model, please expect to pay between $65-$75 per hour**

For interest in our Fixed Scope & Cost model, please contact us for an initial consultation.

* Full Time Programmers may be engaged on a monthly basis. Service fees are due in full before the start of each new month.

** Our Time & Material model is pay-as-you-go. Invoices for time spent are issued at the end of each completed service period (usually weekly or bi-weekly).

Some call us geeks, nerds, or dweebs. You can call us badass and toll-free anytime: (888) 690-2677

Don't make the mistake of so many. Programmers are NOT all equal!

If you're looking for individuals who ACTUALLY WANT TO understand your business and find fulfillment in your success, then fill out this form or call us today.

You won't regret it.
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